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« on: January 18, 2010, 03:16:29 PM »

Grin









http://Ben Dover's 2nd cousin, twice removed..?



My future business...






...this made me almost wet myself..  you can't help but keep looking at the "before"...


More movie stickers should be like this...



Ahh.. gaffa tape - my old friend!





and...

Brilliance...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xazh3s_garbage-burning-fail_fun

This guy prolly shouldn't have had that 4 ounce of grass before work...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb13tc_forklift-driver-fail_fun

nom nom nom
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb9z5d_suspect-win_fun

*shrug*
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb71tb_parking-brake-fail_fun

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb7qk8_home-shopping-fail_fun


I love how this guy just casually walks to pick up his shoe...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb1i8i_scooter-driver-fail_fun




http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xb4qpi_cop-fail_fun


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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 09:21:49 PM »

Since we appear to be the only two people posting on here at the minute, oRs, I see your fails and lulz, and raise you a cat in the hat.

or a cat hat. I have no idea if this is going to work. I wonder if I can delete it if it doesn't. I guess you can just click the link.



I U MOOOOOOOOOON!

(yes, I am really, really bored)  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 10:12:47 PM »

Hey, what am I??  Chopped liver?

Im allowed to not be here all the time..  I spent ages posting random crap and no one else bothered...  so i stopped looking every day..

This is all, you may go about your posting! Cheesy

Also i love the Timmay registration Cheesy  I need that for our car Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 10:40:49 PM »

ewwww, I hope not.

I'm bored and on jobseekers and have two months of my life left to waste being a povvo in the UK.

I was trying to tame my new gerbils and got bitten. The novelty has now worn off.

Some posters that amused me during my time riding the JR trains in Tokyo:





and my current favourite


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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 09:03:36 AM »

hehe Hey Jen Smiley  Cute hat Tongue   I thought you were away to japonz already..  Are they building unnecessary suspense?
How's life treating you anyway?  Hope you're well Smiley

And Mr Zappeh..  the reason people didn't bother was because we were all struck by +1 "ooo" whenever you posted and could do nothing other than await your next installment of lulz Tongue

...And here's one just for you dude :



^_^
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 01:46:45 PM »

Ahh not yet I'm afraid darling! I'm expecting departure mid-March, but we're all still waiting on our departure dates AND our locations! I got an e-mail today that they're going to call me to check my weeaboo Japanese skills, so I guess no info until after that.

I have spent my time accumulating furry animals of super cuteness, quitting jobs that I hated, losing my rag at jobcentres and watching a LOT of Jeremy Kyle. Also, obviously Japan preparations. When the furries are awake later I'll take some kind of lol photos!

I don't know why I stopped posting... I think I stopped getting the jokes (see above picture  Wink) and I didn't really know who anyone was. I know you guys, though. You're not strangers  Grin

What's been happening with you guys? Goss plz.
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 01:28:49 PM »

To be honest, I would be amazingly surprised if anyone understood the real reason I posted the above picture for Zap... It all dates back to many many moons ago when myself and Zap were in a random little coffee shop; we ordered a couple of frappes (milk shakes) - and ours were Blue.  They looked Blue, had a Blue texture, smelled of Blue, and indeed - tasted of Blue.  They were Blue Frappes.  From that day on, all blue things were compared against frappes, and frappes became lodged in the collective unconciousness alongside other blue things, such as the sky, brids, berries, water and smurfs.

"Admiral Ackbar" (in the picture above) is a character from Star Wars, and is famously known for saying "It's a trap!".  Strange, pointless, and unusual.  I am being consistent ^^

Goss...?  hmmz...

well I left my job, cos it was shit, and every week and a half I was being told "Your job is secure!  Honest!"  followed 3 days later by "ooh... you might not be here next week".  So I said "Know what?  Screw you guys, I'm going home".  So I got a new job!



I'm now working for a company who are developing a Tidal Power Generator (basically a turbine that sits in the ocean going "wooo" and making free energy).  Karmically, this is better than working for global corporate monopolising fuckheads who make oil refineries and shit.

So it's a pretty good job so far.  I'm on a temp-3-month-contract and they're essentially in the starting phase of their UK operation and brought me in to be a Technical Clerk (Which I assumed was to be related to making some fancy spreadsheets and things) - Turns out that I'm now the Document Controller - I.e, gonna be in charge of all the systems / folders / organisation and distribution of documents / tracking and version history / audit trails... fuck.. it's not easy.  But, if I show off a little bit then mebbe's they'll be inclined to take me on permanently and I can wrangle a bit more cash outta them.  Tis all good fun.

I've not really been up to much else..  I'm still programming my little RPG game, still making pointless little 3d animations, still programming Gravity simulators (*shrug*) and developing my 3D engine.  I'm still seeing my gf, who is still awesome and has only lost the plot with me a couple of times (which i deserved cos I was winding her up..) - and she's *still* not gone psycho.  It bodes well Cheesy


I'll have to edit this post later and add some more things, but I'm at work and on lunch, and the web-browser is *pish* and the text-box keeps dissappearing (annoying as hell).  I'll write more when I get home Wink
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2010, 04:38:28 PM »

This week, I have mostly been... unemployed, looking for jobs... and playing Mass Effect (yes, only just now got to it Smiley )

Also, the Dog & and Cat Repair shop was awesome  Grin

The Cat Hat was also good. Though for several moments my eyes didn't register the 'ears' part of the hat and I just thought "But that's a normal round hat..."

I'm now working for a company who are developing a Tidal Power Generator (basically a turbine that sits in the ocean going "wooo" and making free energy). 
o.O oooh which company is that?? Would be exactly the kind of thing I'd want to do, minus the Document Controller part... wouldn't happen to know if they are hiring graduate civil engineers?... sigh, they'd probably want loads of experience though  Tongue. Hmmm, can you tell I've been de-moralised by the whole job search thing?

Please, continue your story  Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 01:07:37 PM »

Hey, what am I??  Chopped liver?

Im allowed to not be here all the time..  I spent ages posting random crap and no one else bothered...  so i stopped looking every day..

This is all, you may go about your posting! Cheesy

Also i love the Timmay registration Cheesy  I need that for our car Smiley



Well, I'd have bothered, but I've been too busy with uni and the band to even get my arse online to login to most shit.
I'm still here though, just somewhat absent and I'm proposing we lot "meet" somewhere sometime to properly catch up on each other rather than rellying on random posts here and there...
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