...This website isn't addictive at all...
http://notalwaysright.com/A supermarket in Glasgow...Supermarket Employee: "Hi there."
Customer: *smiles* "I got out o' rehab yesterday. I was in fer 16 weeks! I was in fer the drink."
Supermarket Employee: "Oh, right?"
Customer: "I went fer a drink to celebrate last night, just 1 or 2 ya know. I got carried away and woke up in a hospital the mornin, tubes in ma nose and s***. They brought me back 9 times."
Supermarket Employee: "9 times? they resuscitated you?!"
Customer: "Yeah, I've died a few times now. Been hit by 12 cars, been through 4 windscreens, in all been brought back over 30 times a think."
Supermarket Employee: "..."
Customer: "What's that thing with lotsa lives?"
Supermarket Employee: "A cat?"
Customer: "No, more than a cat? oh wait, yeah! They call me the cat! But I have more than a cat? they call me Supercat!"
Supermarket Employee: "Don't you think you should cut back on the drinking?"
Customer: "Och, I just gotta stick to ma limits and no drink 3 litres. 1 litre is ma limit!"
Classic Glasgow culture
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